Dizzy's chicken fit (EVENING #03)

[Adz.M]

Evening 3: - Dizzy's chicken fit

[DIZZY] chick'n
[ADZ] I'm more sausage rolls
[DIZZY] possibly, time will tell my friend
[DYLANSBIRD] no meat for me please
[DIZZY] shes a Qworn gal
[DYLANSBIRD] Qwwwwwwwworn
[ADZ] my mum was a vegertarian, haven't a clue what happened
[DIZZY] she discovered a juicey bit of meat?
[ADZ] I mean she stopped being a vege when she started liking guns
[DIZZY] i thought meat was murder
[DYLANSBIRD] lol
[ADZ] no comment
[DIZZY] "dont you eat that sasausge or ill shoot you in the head"
[DYLANSBIRD] lmao
[ADZ] no, not that way, lol
[DIZZY] and i can't spell sasauage
[ADZ] sausage
[DIZZY] so ill eat some qworn instead
[DYLANSBIRD] random
[DIZZY] yummy yummy yummy yummy qworn Amy's mum dont like qworn.... so she sworn
[DYLANSBIRD] you taking the pith?
[DIZZY] the pith out of my lisph , my first borns gonna be called Qwornish Pastie, ill take him to the park and nibble his head
[DYLANSBIRD] LMFAO!!!!
[ADZ stands well back]
[DYLANSBIRD stands back as well]
[DIZZY] no chicken is NOT a burk , chickens are friends..not food
[DYLANSBIRD]
[ADZ gets rubber chicken out]
[DIZZY]
[DYLANSBIRD] pssst, ADZ, is Andy scaring you???
[DIZZY] CHICKKKKKKEN DIPPERS
[ADZ] I think you've had too much coffee and chicken nuggets my friend
[DYLANSBIRD] indeed what i was thinking
[DIZZY]
[DYLANSBIRD hides]
[DIZZY] dont hide dances
[DYLANSBIRD] Andy deffo has had too much javajavajavajavajava
[DIZZY] yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[DYLANSBIRD] hang on....CHICKENS DON'T HAVE EAR LOBES!!!!
[ADZ] I'll probably get you a pet qworn for your birthday...whatever a qworn is
[DIZZY] no no now i want..its a chicken alternative, does NOT mean you can get me a ginnipig, but a chinchilla will do
[DYLANSBIRD] tastes like chicken? 1 piece of dry white toast....4 fried chickens and a coke
[DIZZY]
[ADZ] I'll stick with the coke
[DIZZY] me too.. and the chickens
[DIZZY grabs the chicken]
[ADZ imagines DIZZY with a rubber chicken]
[DIZZY] doing what with a rubber chicken?
[DYLANSBIRD] ooooooooooooooooooooooook
[ADZ] Eh?
[DYLANSBIRD] HIDE, ADZ!!!! lol!
[ADZ hides in the kitchen, gets a coke]
[DIZZY] what am i doing im coming down from this coke fix
[ADZ] the magic word, lol
[DIZZY] Im more a Pepsi man but coke was sheep.. i mean cheep
[ADZ] ooooook, lol
[DYLANSBIRD runs away scared]
[ADZ] PEPSI "mmm I like coca cola, you shovel yes?"
[DIZZY] I gtg now, dinner awaits
[ADZ] oh lemme guess!!.....
[DYLANSBIRD] okies
[ADZ] ......chicken?
[DIZZY] dont know.. hopes so
[ADZ] oooook, enjoy
[DYLANSBIRD] oooooooook indeed
[DIZZY exits]
[ADZ] I can imagine him getting a job at KFC
[DYLANSBIRD] would suit him very well indeed
[ADZ] running around in a chicken outfit, chef appears with axe....
[DYLANSBIRD] hahahahahah!
[ADZ] AHHHHH!!!!
[DYLANSBIRD] lmao!
[ADZ] I bet when he gets bck, he's gonna make us guess what he's had for dinner
[DYLANSBIRD] yeah lol
[ADZ] ooooh, im stumped
[DYLANSBIRD] chicken steak? chicken dippers? chicken wings.... the list is endless
[ADZ] chicken soup, being watched by a rubber chicken not like I know that something like that would happen
[DYLANSBIRD] lol
[ADZ] I'm beggining to think why he sent me a piccy of foghorn leghorn yesterday
[DYLANSBIRD] lmao! good point!
[DIZZY comes back]
[ADZ & DYLANSBIRD keeps their mouths shut]

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