The Inventory game

[Mat_Dizzy]

YOU ARE CARRYING:
A box of tissues
A pair of red shoes
A tin of custard
A copy of Retro Gamer magazine

Think away chaps.

Why did the Retro Gamer Magazine and Box Of Tissues spark an alarming sequence in my head. Ultra horny geek!

[Stephen Parry]

You empty half of the vinegar from the bottle into the empty jar, pour the jar of vinegar into the bath sponge, squeeze the sponge onto the ugly toad, take a picture from your phone and plug the usb drive onto your laptop to upload on Facebook....Still, It's something to pass the time.

YOU ARE CARRYING:
A bag of marbles
A bass guitar
A 2p coin
A Blitz Games flag
A flaming log

You use the bag of marbles to bribe an evil marble-obsessed troll. Afterwards, you use the bass guitar to get past a strange jester who insists on people playing a tune before he lets them past. You enter a door with a 2p coin and cover a guard dog's face with the Blitz Games flag (the dog has no sense of smell, so this will stop him finding you). As you are now in a cottage, you then use the flaming log to melt the horrible ice creatures standing by the windows.

(Sorry, that sounds so bad)

You are carrying:
Contact lenses
A modem
A mobile phone
A Range Rover tyre
A booklet of stickers