"Not another wedding episode!" (EVENING #18)

[Adz.M]

Evening 18: - ?Not another wedding episode!?

[NEWS GEEZER] As we stand in the party garden of the team yolkfolkians, other characters are plannig a wedding for MargateMan and green_day_gal, but can't start for some reason......
[ADZ] man, mat is taking his time
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] im bored
[ADZ] did he get the invitation?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] erm, hu delivered it
[MARGATEMAN] who votes we start without him?
[ADZ] i thought nath did
[MAYBOY] its always my fault lol
[ADZ] not really, I just thought nath m8
[MAYBOY] lol its k
[ADZ] andy's waiting to play his new keyboard aswell
[DIZZY plays around with his KEYBOARD]
[ADZ] and wheres nitro?
[MARGATEMAN] that so?
[MAYBOY] andy going to play with us.......err i mean for us
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] u jus ruined ur own fantasy nath
[MARGATEMAN] he did, lol
[ADZ] lol, wait till the stag night
[MAYBOY] oh be quiet u lot
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] yea, nath wants 2 b wit nitro j/k
[MAYBOY] if u keep on ill swallow the rings then u will have to wait till ive gone to the loo for the wedding
[ADZ] yeah but you'll have to crap sometime m8 lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol, we cud cut u open
[MARGATEMAN] ooo, lets do that!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i bagsy his liver!
[MAYBOY] ooh im for sale wonder what bit sam wants
[ADZ] i never said i was gonna cut him
[MARGATEMAN] i am im having his brain!
[ADZ] when?
[MAYBOY] i dont know i cant remember...sam has my brain
[ADZ] nows thats funny that theres no scars on ur head
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ma mam hs a scar on her head!
[MARGATEMAN] from where i removed her brain!
[MAYBOY] i have a scar on my chin
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] where my uncle (her lil bro) stabbed her wit a fork
[MAYBOY] i fell out the clothes basket when i was younger lol......omg
[ADZ] eww, lovely and i wish that itv crew would sod off
[MAYBOY] itv filming the wedding? lol
[ADZ] sad but true lol got any stones?
[MAYBOY] im going to text young matt lol
[MARGATEMAN] you are?
[MAYBOY] he will get a smacked botty if he doesnt come on now
[MARGATEMAN] kk
[ADZ] when?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] he texted me, hes outside his house......
[MAYBOY] right ive just sent one lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ......and locked out parrently
[ADZ] lol, i don't the keys on me
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] nath, wud u eva rainbow kiss any1?
[MAYBOY] that is sick
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] sam sed u wud
[ADZ shudders]
[MAYBOY] come here young sam
[MAYBOY chases MARGATEMAN around in a big circle]
[ADZ] whilst u boys are done running round in circles trashing the wedding, we must..........err........do......umm
[MARGATEMAN] the wedding?
[MAYBOY] boys? i dont think so
[MARGATEMAN] i am a man!
[MAYBOY] yeah right
[MARGATEMAN] i am... ask Amanda, she'd know
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] huh......what.......man? ....no...:lol:
[MARGATEMAN] excuse me!
[ADZ] lmao
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] im not a lesbian ok hes sum form of male human
[ADZ] from...?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] his mum im guessin
[ADZ] gd point
[MAYBOY] that shut u up mate
[Everyone turns around and finds MARGATEMAN gone]
[MAYBOY] wheres young sam
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] in bed
[ADZ legs it to his room]
[MARGATEMAN runs out the HOUSE]
[MARGATEMAN] oi
[MAYBOY] no no he might be getting changed lol, ill go .....oh
[ADZ] ah ur here, i wasn't planning on stealin those stickers....honest
[MARGATEMAN] ....stickers?
[ADZ] y'know those sonic classics ones
[MARGATEMAN] o right
[MAYBOY] *looking at his mobile* omg young matt really is locked out of his house i thought u were joking
[ADZ] should be ok if he's breaks through the kitchen window
[ADAM, a friend of GREEN_DAY_GAL walks by]
[DIZZY is still playing around on his KEYBOARD]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] yo
[MAYBOY] its soooo frustrating being locked out though
[ADAM] ola
[MAYBOY] i wanted to bust the door in lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] adam
[ADZ] ya
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] not u adz lol
[MAYBOY] lol
[MARGATEMAN] last time i got locked out, i went round to toms... during his Grandad's wake...
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] adam????
[ADAM] yes
[ADZ] thats me
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] omg... shes pregnant!!!! lol
[ADAM] lol
[ADZ] wtf
[MAYBOY] who is
[ADZ] nath?
[MARGATEMAN] Andy?
[DIZZY] *shouting nearby* oi!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ma music teacher, jus remembered
[ADZ] oh
[MAYBOY] someone hit the right notes then
[ADAM] amanda what happerned, not spreading it about are u?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] like these go 2 our skool
[ADAM] still spreading it about
[ADZ] school? im 18, i dont do school
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] spreding with a knife lol, i wudnt do ma skool either
[ADZ] do you have any stones?
[ADAM] no why?
[ADZ] im hoping to throw some at that itv lot over there trying to film us all!
[MAYBOY] no behave!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol, like jordon n peter, they got the 1st 4 days of their honeymoon filmed, i cudnt sleep so i watched it
[MARGATEMAN] well, i am a (non)famous (Semi)proffesional footballer
[ADZ] really now? *throws football to sam*
[MARGATEMAN] ow... i didn't say a proffesional target!
[ADZ] no ur meant to catch it m8
[MARGATEMAN] o yeah
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] this wedding is starrting at 8.......
[MARGATEMAN] i had to play for Folkestone at the weekend
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] .....whether matts arse and body is here or not
[MARGATEMAN] i got payed ?20 for it
[ADZ] and where my 10%
[MAYBOY] matts arse..and body
[MARGATEMAN] um... ur 10% is in the post
[ADZ] oh gdgd
[MAYBOY] anyway 8 o clock it is
[ADAM] 5 mins to go by me
[MARGATEMAN] 4 mins to go by me
[MAYBOY] 4
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] 5
[ADZ] yup *gets book of random stuff*
[MAYBOY] 4 mins and 46 seconds
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] 4
[ADAM] is there time diffrence form north to south?
[MARGATEMAN] ... i dont think so
[ADZ] shouldn't be
[MAYBOY] nah its just our computers are different
[MARGATEMAN] although there is such a thing as Margate Standard Time
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol we're north east
[MARGATEMAN] im 1 minute different to GMT
[DIZZY watches everyone in amusement]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i need ma maid of honor
[MAYBOY] so the wedding starts dwn here before up there
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol well yea
[ADZ] up where?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] the bride enters later and it's up u adz
[ADZ] charming
[MAYBOY] up the aisle
[MARGATEMAN] ... isn't that Nath's job?
[MAYBOY] later young sam
[ADZ] anyway amanda, get ready
[MARGATEMAN] if your lucky :P
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] adam, ur a bridesmaid
[MAYBOY] *feels for the ring* i have it
[ADAM] yay
[ADZ] mmm, coca cola on the floor *picks up bottle and drinks it*
[ADAM] do i get a dress???
[ADZ] uhhhh *hic*
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] yer
[MAYBOY] what sort of dress would u like
[ADZ] huh?, who? *hic*
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] slutty
[ADAM] pink and fluffy of corse
[MAYBOY opens portable wardrobe]
[ADZ] *hic*
[MARGATEMAN] lol Nath and Adam would make a nice couple
[GREEN_DAY_GAL]
[MAYBOY] look look back to the wedding ppl
[ADZ] i *hic* wont make a *hic* couples with nath!
[DIZZY tries not to laugh at ADZ]
[ADAM] WHAT? which adam
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] u lol
[ADAM] lol ok
[MAYBOY] *gets ready* how do i look
[ADZ] u use ur eyeballs dont u *hic* nath?
[MARGATEMAN] here we go
[MAYBOY] does my bum look big in this? sorry lol
[MARGATEMAN] yes
[DIZZY] I am ready not sure about adz though
[MARGATEMAN] so... Vicar Adz, if you will
[ADZ] huh? *hic* will i what, who r u? *hic*
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] oh no... the vicars drunk!
[MARGATEMAN] its like Father Ted
[ADAM] why does this seem like something off corrie
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol adam, u fill in
[MAYBOY] lol
[ADZ] whos corrie? *hic*
[ADAM] lol corination street
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] the he she vicar in the slutty dress
[MAYBOY] lol yeah its mine so dont spoil it
[ADAM] thnx
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] im sorry
[MARGATEMAN still stands]
[ADAM] shall i start
[MARGATEMAN] yes why not?
[MAYBOY] please
[DIZZY plays the WEDDING ANTHEM]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL and MARGATEMAN look at each other]
[ADZ nearly vommits and collapses]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] oooo, bye bye adz
[ADAM] ladays and getalmen we are gather hered today to witness the marriage of amdna and whoever shes marrying cos no one told me
[MARGATEMAN nudges ADAM]
[MAYBOY] it's young sam
[ADAM] thats the one
[MARGATEMAN] not so much of the young please
[MAYBOY] be married sam in a minute
[MARGATEMAN] ... lol, Amanda Walker
[MAYBOY] same initials
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol aw
[MARGATEMAN] true
[DIZZY] i always cry at weddings
[MAYBOY wipes a tear]
[MARGATEMAN] cos he wants the groom!
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] its not like im gonna be burnt
[ADAM] anyways carrying on
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] or sam or.......im gonna shut up......cremated
[ADAM] yes pleasre do in the house of you mighty lord
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol
[DIZZY] indeed
[MARGATEMAN] ... yeah... lets get this over with my foots going to sleep
[ADZ stands up trying to clear his head and nearly falls on DIZZY]
[DIZZY] steady m8
[MAYBOY hears foot snore]
[ADAM] does anyone here obgected to this marrige
[ADZ] uhh, wtf
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] andy, dont object!!!
[DIZZY] huh, i avent
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i know but im warnin u
[DIZZY] lol okies
[ADAM] anyways again carrying on blah blah blah.....do you sam take amanda for your wife?
[MARGATEMAN] indeed i do
[MAYBOY nearly nods off]
[ADAM] and do you amanda take sam to be your husband
[MAYBOY nudges MARGATEMAN]
[MARGATEMAN] *nudges nath* it's amanda's go! :P
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol, i do
[MAYBOY] sorry lol
[MARGATEMAN] i already did mine
[ADAM] then by the powers vested in me by amanda n the rest of you, i now pronoce you man and amanda you may kiss the bride
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] oi!!
[MARGATEMAN] woho!
[ADZ watches with excitment]
[MAYBOY] you "may" kiss the bride meaning u dont have to.......i never get that bit
[MARGATEMAN] im going to! sod the 'may' bit
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] nathan may lmao
[MARGATEMAN] Andy, who you kissing?
[MAYBOY] ooh andy thats even turning me on kidding
[ADZ] lets not go there
[DIZZY] huh
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lmao omg, i aint laffed so much in ages.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[MARGATEMAN] lol
[ADAM] right can i go bk to slutty bridesmade rather than vicar
[MARGATEMAN] yup now the bridemaid and the best man can sleep together
[ADZ] hold on, u didn't recieve ur 10 quid yet
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] fish shop!!!!!!!
[MARGATEMAN] woho!
[ADZ] actually, amanda deserves it seeing u already have that 20 quid
[MARGATEMAN] Amanda and chips!
[ADAM] i was the vicar so that means i've pleged my love to god sprry nath
[MAYBOY] who fancies a battered sausage
[MARGATEMAN] you?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] yea, batter ur butt out with it
[MARGATEMAN] nice...
[MAYBOY dunks MARGATEMAN in BATTER POOL]
[MARGATEMAN] gahh!
[MAYBOY] anyway are we done now
[MARGATEMAN] apparently so
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] wait...
[ADZ picks up a BUCKET and fills it with BATTER]
[ADZ] right wheres that bloody itv lot?! i have a bucket of batter and im not afraid to use it!
[MAYBOY] lol
[ADAM] amanda why is sam thretening our local tv station?
[MAYBOY] in the news the next day "2 cameramen got battered at a wedding"
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] no thats adz u nutter! sluttery nuttery
[ADAM] oh sorry, i was on the phone then, busy chosing names for the baby with karly
[MARGATEMAN] Sam is a good name
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ooo wha u gonna call ur baby sam, is it a boy or a girl
[MARGATEMAN] Samuel Henry The IInd
[MAYBOY] samuel or samantha works both ways
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] no
[ADAM] i hope that isn't a girl then
[ADZ] or shirley
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] call him billie joe
[MARGATEMAN] or Rocky.....not as good as themargateman, By far the greatest team! The world has ever seen!
[ADZ] *looks around*....who?
[ADAM] are we talking sport?
[MARGATEMAN] indeed Super Margate, Super Margate FC!
[ADAM] o joy lets all jump now
[DIZZY] I gtg people, enjoy the rest of the day
[MARGATEMAN] bye Andy! thanks
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol yea thnx
[MARGATEMAN] speak to you soon
[MAYBOY] bye andy mate
[MARGATEMAN] ... yes...
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] bye xxxx
[MARGATEMAN] ... not too soon if your talking like that
[MAYBOY nudges ADZ]
[ADZ] oh, cya m8
[MAYBOY] shocked what indigestion can do lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] tht b ma hubby lol......wtf
[ADZ]
[DIZZY] lol
[DIZZY exits]

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PART 2

[MAYBOY] well that was a mad 5 minutes
[ADZ] 25 minutes..... or more.....
[MARGATEMAN] yeah
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] twas awesome
[MARGATEMAN] was pretty good!
[ADAM] so wheres the photographer every wedding needs photos
[MAYBOY] oooh no one threw the boquet lol
[MARGATEMAN] .... um... up Nath's a*se?
[MAYBOY] who ever catched it should be married next
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] me throws!! me me me *gets ready* 3, 2, 1
[GREEN_DAY_GAL throws]
[ADAM jumps in air]
[MAYBOY tries to catch and grabs it]
[ADAM tries to snatch from MAYBOY]
[MARGATEMAN] ... ah, Nath! your gonna get married but im taken
[MAYBOY] shame if only i was here 30 mins sooner
[ADAM] but then you wuddn't have caught the bouque anyways
[MAYBOY] oh shhh
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] hu likes ma pic
[ADAM] this wubderful very sutel
[MAYBOY] lol
[ADZ] lol
[ADAM] just cos i looked manly in my pink fluffy slutty dress doesn't mean i acuttaly am one
[MAYBOY] oh yeah that must go bck in my wardrobe later on or would u like to borrow it
[ADAM] well not realy merteanty wear
[MAYBOY] lol
[MARGATEMAN] maternity
[ADAM] thnx
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] luka ma pic
[MAYBOY] horny sam
[MARGATEMAN] oh no...
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] sam in a vest! is it turning u on nath
[MAYBOY] not quite i want the pic to go lower
[ADZ] oh dear
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] he wont lemme see him now
[ADZ] hold him down give him some fosters
[MAYBOY] "well you wouldnt want a warm beer, would ya"
[MARGATEMAN] i dont mind as long as its beer
[ADZ] be....er........wood.......ewe? im confuzzled
[MAYBOY] i worry about u sometimes adz mate
[MARGATEMAN] ... me too
[ADZ] in what way?
[MAYBOY] lol nothing, well u always worry about me
[MARGATEMAN] sanity
[ADZ] possibly yeah
[MARGATEMAN] i worry bout your sanity
[ADZ] u worry about santa?
[MARGATEMAN] ... him too he's too fat, can't be good for his heart
[MAYBOY] the tooth fairy, what does he do with all those teeth
[ADZ] ah yes, the fairy, WHERES MY 10 QUID?!
[MARGATEMAN] ... wheres my 10 quid?
[ADZ] she builds a lovely castle made of teeth
[MAYBOY] so its a she now might not be
[ADZ] what? i thought u was talking about amanda
[MAYBOY] no i was talking about the tooth fairy...oh nevermind lol ive just realised....
[MARGATEMAN] ... o?
[MAYBOY] is young matt still locked out
[ADZ] maybe *feels funny* what the hell did u put in that coke?
[MAYBOY] poor lad
[ADZ] me or matt?
[MARGATEMAN] all of you
[ADZ] aww, i'd do a group hug but i feel really hungover
[MAYBOY] a group hug would be gd though
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] group hug!!!
[ADAM] byez ppl, got to plan baby things byez
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] kk
[ADAM exits]
[ADZ] whos squeezing me?
[MAYBOY] sam
[ADZ] im not amanda m8! lol
[MARGATEMAN] wat?
[ADZ] well, someones sqeezed me
[MARGATEMAN] o right, it was probs Nath
[MAYBOY] well it was a group hug, suppost to be some contact lol
[ADZ] cheerz hmm, say guys, do you have objects u can throw?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL shows off her gun]
[ADZ] throw not use
[MAYBOY] lol what for this time
[ADZ] i think the itv lot are bck
[MAYBOY] let me look at that coke u've been drinking lol
[ADZ] coke? oh yeah that
[MARGATEMAN]
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i jus nrly broke ma ps2 earlier
[MAYBOY] nooooo what happened
[MARGATEMAN] i wanted to eat the chips inside it
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] i triped over wire, ps2 flew like halfway cross ma room
[MAYBOY] ive done that before lol
[MARGATEMAN] X-Box is better, the controller cable is in 2 parts
[MAYBOY] amazing how these machines survive stuff like that
[MARGATEMAN] so it comes apart when you pull it
[MAYBOY] well could of been the mains cable
[ADZ] ya
[MAYBOY] the answer is already here...wireless controllers
[MARGATEMAN] o yeah
[ADZ] laptops?
[MARGATEMAN] mines on my lap
[MAYBOY] your top is
[ADZ] how many laps?
[MARGATEMAN] ... 1
[ADZ] 1 lap on a small circuit? what sort of car do u have? lol
[MARGATEMAN]
[MAYBOY] my brain hurts
[MARGATEMAN] mine is dead
[ADZ] yes!! did it i managed to confuzzle nath
[MAYBOY] i need a head massage
[MARGATEMAN] i want a massage too!
[ADZ] whats the message?
[MARGATEMAN] learn to read
[MAYBOY] the message is "i want a massage" lol
[MARGATEMAN] lol
[ADZ] oh ooook
[MAYBOY] i need something to eat
[MARGATEMAN]
[ADZ] don't look at me like that
[NITRO pops up from the TIN MINE CAVE]
[ADZ] oooh, theres nitro
[NITRO suddenly runs off like he's seen something in the distance]
[ADZ] and there he goes
[MAYBOY] u talk about him as if he came dwn in a parachute
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] lol
[ADZ] so sam, when u moving into amanda's room, im sure nath will help out
[MARGATEMAN] next 5 mins
[ADZ] okies, i'll find the keys to the front door aswell, let young mat in
[MAYBOY] he could so do with a key right now lol
[MARGATEMAN] ok..
[ADZ] it's getting dark too
[MARGATEMAN] no it's not! it's just cloudy
[MAYBOY] he cant still be locked out
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] adz.....
[MARGATEMAN] who knows?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] ......whats happened 2 u
[MARGATEMAN] he's gotten high!
[MAYBOY] its that coke
[ADZ] dunno, funny taste though
[MAYBOY] was it with lime i havent tried that one yet
[ADZ] cant get drunk with lime
[MAYBOY] or coke as a matter of fact lol
[MARGATEMAN] lol
[ADZ] anyway whos the first to cross urine lake?
[GREEN_DAY_GAL] me! lol
[GREEN_DAY_GAL crosses the lake and dashes to her room]
[ADZ] i still remember the time nath skated on it when it was frozen and me and nitro had to drag him out
[MARGATEMAN] why did we call it urine lake?
[MAYBOY] im not filling it
[ADZ] yeah, what else would you call our yellow river? lol
[MARGATEMAN]
[MAYBOY] eww just the thought of getting in a lake full or urine :S
[MARGATEMAN] yeah...well, least it isn't Seaman lake obviously named after the England goalkeeper
[MAYBOY] u have to push it one step too far oh the goalkeeper, thats ok then lol
[ADZ pushes MARGATEMAN into the lake]
[splash]
[MARGATEMAN] nooo! im drowning in p*ss
[MAYBOY] lol
[ADZ] lmao
[MAYBOY] just dont open your mouth
[MARGATEMAN] o.. now you tell me!
[ADZ helps MARGATEMAN out]
[ADZ] there
[ADZ tries not to laugh]
[MARGATEMAN] thanks, mmm... summin smells of p*ss...
[MAYBOY] u talking of p*ss i wanna go now lol
[ADZ] tsk tsk lol
[MAYBOY tempts to refill the lake]
[MAYBOY] kidding
[ADZ] oh dear
[MARGATEMAN] i'll help ... Nath... yours is a lil small
[ADZ] LMAO, dirty bugger
[MARGATEMAN]
[MAYBOY] u shouldnt be looking
[MARGATEMAN] sorry
[ADZ] *cough* indeed
[MAYBOY] control yourself, u are married now u know
[MARGATEMAN] o yeah, im a horny husband
[ADZ] who stinks of p*ss
[MARGATEMAN] o yeah.. im gonna go bath/change
[ADZ] out here?
[MARGATEMAN enters then exits the nearest change 'o' matic and comes back in devil costume smelling of pasties]
[ADZ] evil sam eh?
[MARGATEMAN] i am evil Sam
[MAYBOY] devil sam
[ADZ gets him in the lake again]
[MAYBOY] mind where u are putting that fork
[MARGATEMAN] o no.. i smell of p*ss again
[MARGATEMAN gets out and pushes ADZ and MAYBOY into the LAKE and legs it to the house]
[MAYBOY] ewwwwww
[ADZ] y'know, i get this feeling he's annoyed with us m8 lol
[MAYBOY] ive never been p*ssed before
[ADZ] there u go
[MAYBOY] nah he just feels left out, wanted us to smell like he does
[ADZ] lol perhaps
[As ADZ and MAYBOY gets out of urine lake, MARGATEMAN moves into GREEN_DAY_GAL'S room]

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